Smoked salmon patê
These things are the easiest to make! Throw into a grinder some smoked salmon, less than half that quantity of cream cheese, a spoon of mayonnaise, a little lime, and parsley. Stuff into a bowl to set in the fridge; serve with a topping of parsley and scallion. That's it! Throw a baguette into the oven and toss up a pasta salad for the side!